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Little Johnny again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bitmap, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. Bitmap

    Bitmap Millennium Member

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    Mar 15, 1999
    The lesson for the day in little Johnny's class was to say a three syllable word and use it in a sentence. The teacher called on Mary.

    Mary said "Wonderful. My teacher is wonderful."

    Then it was Billy's turn. "Beautiful. My teacher is beautiful."

    Then it was Johnny's turn. "Urinate. Urinate, but if your chest was bigger you'd be a ten."