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Little Johnny Again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 12, 2007.


  1. Glockrunner

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    Johnny comes home from school and asks his mother for some ice cream.

    The mother is having a bad day and snaps, "NO!"

    Johnny turns and runs into his room.

    After a minute, the mother feels bad she snapped and knocks on his door. "Johnny, I'm sorry I snapped at you. Do you want to play a game or something?"

    "Sure," Johnny replies. "How about we play Mommy and Daddy?"

    "OK," says the mother. "How do we play?"

    "You go upstairs and lay down on your bed."

    The mother figures this is harmless, so she agrees and goes upstairs. Meanwhile, Johnny rummages through the closet and finds his dad's hat and coat. He digs in the ashtray to find a long cigarette butt.

    After dressing and putting the cigarette in his mouth, he swaggers up the stairs.

    There, on the bed, is his mother. Johnny marches in, walks up to the bed, and says, "Get your butt out of bed and get that kid some ice cream!"
     
  2. Glockrunner

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    And you were thinking it was going to be dirty. . .
     

  3. major

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    ROFL.......(still laughing)......that was NOT where I thought that was heading! Ya got me.:thumbsup:
     
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    Not where I thought it was going either. lol
     
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