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Little guy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 1, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -WHACK!! - knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor, The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

    The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden - WHACK-the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

    So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves.

    The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and - WHAM!!!" - knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!

    The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears."
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    MAn that's an old joke. I recall it as "Socket wrench from Sears." (That alliteration thing.)
     


  3. 9jeeps

    9jeeps Still Jeepin

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    When I first heard it, it was a 49 Mercury bumper jack.;P