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Lil Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Little Johnny paints a sign that reads:

    "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME."

    He tells his buddy Roy to get his wagon and both sit under a shade
    tree in Johnny's front yard, waiting for business.

    Kathy, across the street is not to be outdone, so she paints a bigger
    sign that reads:

    "WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL."

    She tells her friend Nellie to get her wagon, and they both sit in
    Kathy's yard.

    Johnny's pissed. "How dare that girl?"

    Then, a flash and Johnny hauls Roy across the street, "Let's get some
    laughs" ...

    "Say, Kathy, you move anything?"

    "Give me a nickel and I'll prove it to you."

    "Roy, give me your nickel!" Johnny takes it and hands it to Kathy.

    "What you want moved, boy?"

    "Move my bowels!" Johnny said and starts laughing.

    So Kathy kicked the crap out of him.