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lifesavers-the little candy with a hole

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by barstoolguru, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. barstoolguru

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    Subject: Lifesavers<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>
    The Candy With The Little Hole

    The teacher wanted to play a game so she gave all the kids a lifesaver and asked them to indentify each one by their flavor and The children began :

    Red.....................Cherry
    Yellow...............Lemon
    Green.................Lime
    Orange ..............Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
    None of the children could identify the taste.

    The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your
    Mother may sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and<o:p></o:p>
    yelled, "Oh my God! spit them out.... They're *****-holes!"

    The teacher had to leave the room. </SPAN>
     
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2011
  2. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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