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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 23, 2007.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    I want to live my next life backwards.

    You start out dead and get that out of the way.

    Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

    You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,

    Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

    You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, and you

    Get ready for High School.

    You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no

    Responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...

    You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in

    Spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger

    Quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.......

    I rest my case!
     
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