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Life Or Death

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 5, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

    "Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

    "Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."

    "Oh, really? How's that?"

    "There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

    "I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

    "If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

    Feb 10, 2000