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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I'll respect you in the morning.

    I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

    It's only a cold sore.

    You get this one, I'll pay next time.

    My wife doesn't understand me.

    Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

    Of course I love you.

    I am getting a divorce.

    Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

    I never inhaled.

    It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

    I never watch television except for PBS.

    ..but we can still be good friends.

    She means nothing to me.

    Dont worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

    I gave at the office.

    Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

    I'll call you later.

    We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

    Read my lips: no new taxes

    I've never done anything like this before

    Now, I'm going to tell you the truth

    It's supposed to make that noise.

    I *love* your new _____!

    ..then take a left. You can't miss it.

    Yes, I did.

    Don't worry, it's OK-I'm sterile.
     
  2. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

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    Marietta, GA

  3. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

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    Marietta, GA
    Any Democrat (except Joe Lieberman): I support our troops.
     
  4. WorrGlock

    WorrGlock

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    Arkansas
    I didn't realize I was going that fast officer.