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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    I'll respect you in the morning.

    I'm from your government, and I am here to help you.

    It's only a cold sore.

    You get this one, I'll pay next time.

    My wife doesn't understand me.

    Trust me, I'll take care of everything.

    Of course I love you.

    I am getting a divorce.

    Drinking? Why, no, Officer.

    I never inhaled.

    It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.

    I never watch television except for PBS.

    ..but we can still be good friends.

    She means nothing to me.

    Dont worry, I can go another 20 miles when the gauge is on "empty."

    I gave at the office.

    Don't worry, he's never bitten anyone.

    I'll call you later.

    We'll release the upgrade by the end of the year.

    Read my lips: no new taxes

    I've never done anything like this before

    Now, I'm going to tell you the truth

    It's supposed to make that noise.

    I *love* your new _____!

    ..then take a left. You can't miss it.

    Yes, I did.

    Don't worry, it's OK-I'm sterile.
  2. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

    Sep 19, 2004
    Marietta, GA
    I, did NOT, have sexual relations...

  3. gr81disp

    gr81disp Bushbot v1.0

    Sep 19, 2004
    Marietta, GA
    Any Democrat (except Joe Lieberman): I support our troops.
  4. WorrGlock


    Jul 11, 2006
    I didn't realize I was going that fast officer.