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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Str8shootr, Apr 8, 2005.

  1. Str8shootr

    Str8shootr

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    Dec 13, 2004
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    Ok, so this Polish fellow is sitting in a bar, sniffling, as he finishes his 3rd beer.

    A decent looking chick slides smoothly onto the bar stool next to him and says, "I've been watching you for half an hour now, and I see you are really upset. What is the matter?"

    He says, "well, uh, I'm Polish. And being the brunt of so many jokes is really starting to get to me. I just don't think I can take it anymore."

    She says, "I know what you mean, I'm discriminated against all the time too."

    He says, "really?, why?"

    She says, "I am a lesbian."

    He stops sniffling, looks at her in amazement, and says, "gee, I am sorry to hear that, things are pretty bad in Beirut aren't they."