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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 18, 2004.


  1. okie

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    There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering
    the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The
    priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven." The young woman said,
    "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
    The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and
    squeeze them into a glass and then drink it."
    The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
    The priest said "NO, but it will wipe the smile off of your face."