LETTER FROM THE BOSS..... > > As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to > the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our > taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To > compensate for these increases, our prices would have to > increase by about 10%. > > But since we cannot increase our prices right now due > to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off > six of our employees instead. This has really been > bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I > didn't know how to choose who would have to go. > > So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking > lot and found six Obama bumper stickers on our > employees' cars and have decided these folks will be > the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to > approach this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to > them. > > I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic..