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Lawyers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Have you heard they're using lawyers instead of rats in laboratories these days? There are three reasons for this:
    1. Lawyers reproduce faster.
    2. The scientists don't get attached to the lawyers.
    3. A lawyer will do things a rat wouldn't even consider.