Dog sneaks into the butcher shop and makes off with an expensive roast. The butcher recognizes the dog as belonging to a lawyer who's office is up the block. He calls the lawyer and says, " your dog took off with a roast from my shop, what do you think we should do about it?". The lawyer asks what the piece of meat is worth and the butcher says "about ten bucks". Lawyer says no problem, I'll get you a check. Next day the in the mail arrives a check from the lawyer for $10. Also in the envelope an invoice from the lawyer for $1200; Consultation Services.