Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 31, 2009.


  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
    check for a pulse?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.
    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
    autopsy?
    A: No.
    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
    somewhere.
     

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