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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Dave and his friends went out on thier usual Saturday golf outing.

    6 hours later Daves wife was getting really worried, because Dave wasn't home for dinner. He showed up a little later.

    "Where have you been," said the wife.

    "Well, we were on the third tee, and my friend Bob had a heart attack."

    "That's awfull," said the wife. "DID you spend a lot of time at the hospital?"

    "No, you see Bob actually died. So all afternoon it was, hit the ball, drag Bob, hit the ball, drag Bob....
     
  2. KaTooM

    KaTooM

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    Rent a golf cart next time...and always bring a body bag!

    and lots of beer...