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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Sep 14, 2003.


  1. ERASER

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    A woman in Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered all over the shopping mall. "Why the shopping mall?" asked the rabbi. "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."