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Last request from a woman before airplane crash

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mastery, Sep 25, 2005.


  1. mastery

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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
     
  2. rhans405

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