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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 6, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

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    Sep 10, 2001
    Larry, a not too bright local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third-story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.

    "Hey, lady," yells Larry, "throw me the cat."

    "No," she cries, "It's too far."

    "I play football, I can catch him."

    The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat good-bye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

    Carried away, Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.... Touchdown!
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