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Lame One-Liners

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 20, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    TOOTHSOME. What do you get when you
    cross a snowman with a vampire?

    GOOD QUESTION. What’s the difference
    between a man with a cold and a
    professional boxer?
    One blows his nose; the other knows his

    WONDER YEARS. Husband: What are the
    best 10 years of a woman’s life?
    Wife: Twenty-nine to 30.

    FOOTBALL FINANCES. Why did the football
    coach go to the bank?
    To get his quarterback.

    IN THE MIDDLE. Student: Well, Pa, I’m the
    dumbest of the smart ones, but I’m smartest
    of the dumb ones.

    TRUE SALESMANSHIP. When a woman was
    asked why she bought a Cadillac, she
    responded, “The DeVille made me do it.”
  2. jp_72

    jp_72 Thor's Hammer

    Apr 3, 2005
    South Dakota
    What's the difference between a rusty shotgun and a constipated barn owl?

    One shoots and shoots and never hits. The other hoots and hoots and never $hits.

    What's the difference between a group of midget hypnotists and a women's track team?

    One's a group of cunning runts ...

  3. 6shooter


    Oct 14, 2006
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, you already told her twice.