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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by antediluvianist, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. George Bush is taking a stroll around Capitol Hill

    with a senior member of Congress when he meets a
    little girl carrying a small basket with a blanket
    over it.

    Curious, he says to the girl; "What's in the basket?".

    She replies; "New baby kittens" and opens the basket
    to show him.
    "How nice" said Bush. " What kind are they?".

    The little girl says, "Republicans."

    Bush smiles and pats the little girl on the head and
    they continue on.

    About three weeks later, he and another Congressional
    colleague are again strolling around Capitol Hill when
    he sees the little girl again with the same basket.

    Bush says to his colleague; "Watch this, it's very
    cute" and they approach the little girl.

    Bush asks the girl how the kittens are and she says

    He then says, "What kind of kittens are they?" and she

    Somewhat abashed, Bush says, "Three weeks ago you said
    they were Republicans!"

    "I know," she says." But now their eyes are open."
  2. pdxbubba


    Feb 23, 2003
    Elk Snout, Oregon
    Every 4 years this joke gets recycled... used to be a klinton joke... than a gore joke... even seen the dean/kerry version... now this clever twist!

  3. StoneGiant


    May 31, 2003
    Derry, NH