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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1loneranger, Jun 6, 2002.


  1. 1loneranger

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    A child's perspective on adult behavior...

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
    like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
    should keep the chips and dip coming. --Alan, age 10

    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
    to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
    later who you're stuck with. --Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
    by then. --Camille, age 10

    No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married. --Freddie, age 6

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
    at the same kids. --Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to
    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen
    long enough. --Lynnette, age 8

    On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
    columns. --Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich. --Pam, age 7

    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
    with that. --Curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    --Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
    to clean up after them. --Anita, age 9

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    --Kelvin, age 8

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she loooks pretty even if she looks like a truck. --

    Tomorrow is Friday...YES...
     
  2. Glockrunner

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    HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Thanks, that was priceless!

    Mrs. Glockrunner here.

    Have a great day!

    ;f ;f
     

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