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Jonah and The Whale

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by willie_pete, Dec 7, 2004.

  1. willie_pete

    willie_pete NRA Life Member

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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
    whale to swallow a human because even though it
    was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
    whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could
    not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
    Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".