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Jokes about France and Iraq

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Boogity Boogity, Feb 21, 2003.

  1. My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one
    that says 'First Iraq, then France'." -Tom Brokaw

    "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
    from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from
    France." -Jay Leno

    "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
    is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
    rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it." -Dave Letterman

    A question and answer from a Senator today..."How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?"

    His answer: "I don't know. It's never been tried."

    Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.

    "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.

    "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.

    "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."

    "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.

    "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
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