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Jokes about France and Iraq

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Boogity Boogity, Feb 21, 2003.

  1. Boogity Boogity

    Boogity Boogity Atkins Man

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    My favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is the one
    that says 'First Iraq, then France'." -Tom Brokaw

    "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam
    from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from
    France." -Jay Leno

    "France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam
    is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came
    rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it." -Dave Letterman

    A question and answer from a Senator today..."How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?"

    His answer: "I don't know. It's never been tried."



    Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.

    "What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.

    "LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.

    "I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."

    "What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.

    "I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
     
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