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Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Arquebus12, Jun 21, 2012.

  1. Arquebus12

    Arquebus12 Non-broccophobe CLM

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    A computer programmer's wife says to her husband "Darling, go to the market, and pick me up a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, bring me back six".

    Husband goes out, comes back in reasonable amount of time, and sets down six gallons of milk on the table. Wife looks at them, then at him with a look of disbelief, and asks "Why on earth did you buy six gallons of milk???".

    Husband says "Because they had eggs."

    *rimshot*
     
  2. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    :rofl: That was a good one.
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    LOL

    If, then, else. The original 3 Perfect Laws.
     
  4. Hicksville Kid

    Hicksville Kid

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    Programmers think literally. Shouldn't be a surprise.
     
  5. Arquebus12

    Arquebus12 Non-broccophobe CLM

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  6. The Hawk

    The Hawk

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    Good one. :whistling: Must remember to tell that one this weekend.
     
  7. Glock20 10mm

    Glock20 10mm Use Linux!

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  8. GlockinNJ

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    Wow. That was bad. Do programmers find that funny?
     
  9. samurairabbi

    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    Did you hear about the programmer who was trapped for three days in the shower?

    Hey, the shampoo bottle said: Lather, rinse, repeat.
     
  10. JerryVO

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    As an IT manager who works with programmers that was hilarious. I will be telling that one at work tomorrow.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I777 using Tapatalk 2
     
  11. sappy13

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    Those are hilarious.

    Sent from my LG-P925 using Tapatalk
     
  12. Haldor

    Haldor Formerly retired EE.

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    Oh my God! Recursion without an escape condition. That's ok, heap overflow is your friend (blue screen of death time).
     
  13. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    samurairabbi Dungeon Schmuck

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    I had heard that joke in 1970, at my first programming job after college. Glad you like it.
     
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    Question: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?




































    Answer: None. It's a hardware problem. :whistling:
     
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    kirgi08 Watcher. Silver Member

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    :rofl:

    Dang Arq,youse done stirred it.'08.
     
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    Folsom_Prison Brew Crew

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    20 if youdidntgetit=1 then goto 10
     
  20. Haldor

    Haldor Formerly retired EE.

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    If you knew how many hardware problems I have fixed in software (firmware). Fixing or hiding (just as good) a problem in software is always preferable to a hardware fix if possible because that lets you can easily fix the product that is already in the field.

    In some products the percentage of "Hardware Fix" code is probably approaching 5% or the total code.