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Johnny

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. okie

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    In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, "All right, class, I want you to go
    home and come back tomorrow with as many positions as you can think of for
    making sex."
    The next day she says to Little Johnny in the back, "Well, John, how many
    positions did you come up with?"
    Johnny says, "Seventy-three."
    The teacher says, "Oh, my goodness...uh...very good, John, very good..."
    She calls on Becky in the front and says, "All right, Becky, how about
    you?"
    Becky says, "Gee, teacher, I only came up with one...where the guy just
    lays on top of the girl."
    Johnny yells, "Seventy-four."