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John and Susan

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 18, 2003.

  1. okie

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    John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
    John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
    Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
    John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
    Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
    John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
     
  2. grenadier

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