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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MooseJaw, Jan 31, 2003.

  1. MooseJaw

    MooseJaw NRA Lifer Silver Member CLM

    Feb 12, 2002
    > >

    > >One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming

    > >pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the

    > >bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him.

    > >

    > >She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

    > >

    > >When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic

    > >act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the

    > >hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.

    > >

    > >When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have

    > >good news & bad news. The good news is you're being

    > >discharged because since you were able to jump in and save

    > >the life of another patient, I think you've regained your

    > >senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung

    > >himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so

    > >sorry, but he's dead."

    > >

    > >Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to

    > >dry." >>
  2. true believer

    true believer Moderator

    Apr 17, 2000
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