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Jewish Mother's Answering Machine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Sep 14, 2003.


    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

    Jan 23, 2000
    Jewish Mother's Answering Machine
    If you want chicken soup, press 1;
    If you want matzo balls with the soup, press 2;
    If you want varnishkas, press 3;
    If you want knishes press 4;
    If you want to know how am I feeling, you are calling the wrong number since nobody ever asks me how I am feeling.