Jerry Clower said one day he had been invited to one of the national talk shows as a guest. He waited in the green room with the top she coon of all the world's women libbers. When they were called, he reached out to open the door for her...."STOP RIGHT THERE, SIR. HOW DARE YOU OFFER TO OPEN THAT DOOR FOR ME. I'M HERE DEMANDING EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL WOMANKIND. TOTAL EQUALITY, EQUAL WORK AND RESPONSIBILITY. HOW DARE YOU TRY TO CODDLE ME?" "I was just trying to be a gentleman," says Jerry. 'WELL, HOW WOULD YOUR WIFE FEEL ABOUT THIS?" "Well, let me tell you about my wife. Let's see, in Yazoo City, Miss., it's about elevenish, and she's just about waking up, maybe. Soon as the maid heres her, she'll bring her breakfast in bed, and get her clothes ready for the day. Later, if she's in the mood, she'll climb into her new Lincoln town car, and go downtown to try to wear those little magnetic strips off her credit cards. I can't talk to her right now, but I bet if I could, she'd say, "Lady, I don't think I want you messing around with my deal."