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Jennifer's mother found the perfect dress to wear to her daughters wedding

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 21, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

    Aug 20, 2002
    The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
    Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the
    best dressed mother-of-the-bride EVER!
    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young stepmother,
    Barbie, had purchased the same dress. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused and said, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress. I look like a million in it."
    Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear, I'll get another dress, after all it's your special day, not hers." Two weeks
    later another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch,
    Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress?
    You don't have any place to wear it." Her mother grinned and replied, "Of course I do, sweetheart, I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner."
  2. Ender

    Ender ComfortablyNumb

    May 20, 2001

  3. That's pretty damn funny.;i ;u ;i ;u ;i ;u ;i ;u ;i ;u ;i ;u