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January 2009

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Nov 15, 2006.

  1. Nowhere Man

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    HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT

    in January 2009



    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her

    first night in the White House. She has waited so long.......

    The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,

    "How can I best serve my country?"



    Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

    "Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Jefferson says,



    "Listen to the people."

    "Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

    Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

    Lincoln says,

    "Go to the theater."