Pardon my Schadenfreudian slip here, but can't help but laugh at this clown. Bad enough when you don't have any usable skills to get a job, so you have to resort to crime. But when you can't even do a petty crime right, like siphoning gas from someone else's car without setting yourself and your own truck on fire, you're just hopeless... http://www.freep.com/videonetwork/1940397669001?odyssey=mod|tvideo|article Congrats to Mesa AZ folks, for apprehending the suspect. Witness reported that the suspect was like, all on fire, like "shhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhh", but he totally pulled it off, was a great look for him: Police released a composite sketch of the suspect: I would hate to be in this guys lineup. So I'm sure this varies by state, but from a procedural standpoint, would you have to set all the other guys in the lineup on fire also? Randy Wanna kill these ads? We can help!