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Its Karmageddon!!! Gas thief sets himself on fire...

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by steveksux, Nov 10, 2012.


  1. steveksux

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    Pardon my Schadenfreudian slip here, but can't help but laugh at this clown.

    Bad enough when you don't have any usable skills to get a job, so you have to resort to crime. But when you can't even do a petty crime right, like siphoning gas from someone else's car without setting yourself and your own truck on fire, you're just hopeless... :faint::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    http://www.freep.com/videonetwork/1940397669001?odyssey=mod|tvideo|article

    Congrats to Mesa AZ folks, for apprehending the suspect.

    Witness reported that the suspect was like, all on fire, like "shhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhh", but he totally pulled it off, was a great look for him:
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    Police released a composite sketch of the suspect:
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    I would hate to be in this guys lineup. So I'm sure this varies by state, but from a procedural standpoint, would you have to set all the other guys in the lineup on fire also?

    Randy
     

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  2. blueiron

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    Typical Arizona shenanigans. The heat here doesn't sit well with some people.
     

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    It was for the insurance.
     
  4. Dragoon44

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    But why oh why did he turn to a life of crime?

    That is the burning question!!!

    :cool::wavey:
     
  5. cowboywannabe

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    you savvy?

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    thats what he gets for flirting with an old flame.
     
  6. blueiron

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    Better a burning question than a burning stream. :shocked:
     
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    I heard he was in the hot seat about possibly losing his job.
     
  8. cowboywannabe

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    you savvy?

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    somebody asked if the guy was gay because he heard he was flaming.
     
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    Great balls of fire!
     
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    What the hell have they been puttin' in'a site coffee?????
    (But I couldn't help chucklin' with "balls of fire".)
     
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    I doubt he'll do that again.
    Sounds like he's kinda burned out.
     
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    Caught the bastard red-handed.
     
  14. Vigilant

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    I might add, that one's gonna leave a mark.

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  15. steveksux

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    If you can't stand the heat, get out of the gas stealing, or spilling, business...

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    Put that little lesson in life between two slices of bread, and it would make a first-class crap sandwich.
     
  17. steveksux

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    Well done! :rofl:

    The post for sure. And at least parts of the perp were well done also, though some other parts were probably rare. :rofl:

    I'd also like to point out that life is like a crap sandwich. The more bread you make, the less crap you have to eat...

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  18. Vigilant

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    You're a sick man, sir. :thumbsup:
     
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    Buck Farack.
     
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    Flame on!