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Its a lie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 6, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to a
    large farm. He asked for and was given a tour.
    As he was shown through the barn, the ventriloquist thought he'd have
    some fun. He proceeded to make one of the horses talk.
    The hired hand, wide-eyed with fear, rushed from the barn to the
    farmer. "Sam," he shouted, "those animals are talking! If that sheep
    says anything about me, it's a damned lie!"