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Italian Tree Lil pigs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    As told to me by Jimmy Masanotti's daughter:



    The wolf shows up at the Straw Pig's house, huffs and puffs and as the house falls down he runs out the back door to the Stick Pig's house.

    The wolf shows up at the Stick Pig's house and huffs and puffs and as the house falls down, they run out the back door to the Brick Pig's house.

    The Brick Pig says, "I'll take care of this." He makes a phone call and a short time later, a black limo pulls up out front and two HUMONGOUS PIGS, wearing pinstriped suits get out, snatch up the wolf and beat the living s--t out of him. They put a gun to his head, blow him away, get back in the limo and leave.

    The Straw Pig and the Stick Pig said to the Brick Pig "who were those guys?"

    The Brick Pig says," our cousins from Jersey, THE GUINEA PIGS!!!