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Italian Priorities

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Roadking522, Mar 30, 2005.

  1. Italian Priorities


    Paolo Piaia walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store.

    Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of
    Bocceli leather shoes.

    He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.

    After about 2 months he saves the $300 for the shoes and purchases them.

    Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the
    Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli
    leather
    shoes to the dance.

    He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her,

    "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

    Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Paolo, I do wear red panties tonight, but how
    do you know?"

    Paolo replies," I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli! leather
    shoes.

    How do you like them?"

    The following week he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says
    to her, "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"

    Rosa answers, "Yes, Paolo , I do, but how do you know that?"

    He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes.
    How
    do you like them?"

    Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Paolo
    asks Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He
    says,
    Carmella, stilla my heart, pleasa tella me you wear no panties tonight,
    please, please, tella me thisa be true!"

    Carmella smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Paolo, I wear no panties tonight."

    Paolo gasps and says "Thanka God .. I thought I had a CRACK in my new $300
    Bocceli leather shoes."