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Italian Bread

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Dec 15, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

    The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

    The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

    So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

    He asked, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

    He said, "I want five loaves."

    She said , "My goodness, five loaves . . . it'll get hard."

    He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread but me?"
     
  2. BigTony

    BigTony Cigar Hound

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