You may remember a few weeks ago when I posted about my son foiling a B&E at my inlaws. The subpoena arrived today and I read through the envelope "appear with your minor child" and his name, and for about five seconds I COMPLETELY FORGOT about the entire incident, and honest to goodness thought he had gotten in some kind of trouble and didn't tell us. I mean, my heart sped up, I was getting tunnel vision, spots. It's like I punk'd myself! This is so going down in the family lore. He's gonna at me when he gets home.