We got invited to a kid's birthday party tonight at the local pool. For most of the night I was the only adult in the pool, until Mrs. Bullman decided to join me (new bikini, ha cha cha). Is there something wrong with me? Do you think the rest of the parents think I am some kind of moron or something, should I really give a rat's furry posterior? Enquiring minds want to know. Wanna kill these ads? We can help!