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iraqi military jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by David_G17, Apr 14, 2003.


  1. David_G17

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    How do you play Iraqi
    > > > > > bingo?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > ... F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-10
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > What is Iraq's national bird?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Duck.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in
    > > > > > common?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > They both want to know where the hell those
    > > > > > Tomahawks are coming from!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > So they can see their air force.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > What is the Iraqi air force motto?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > I came, I saw, Iran.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force
    > > > > > exercise program?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Each morning you raise your hands above your head
    > > > > > and leave them there.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Two days.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in
    > > > > > common?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > They both have Kurds in their way.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > What is the best Iraqi job?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Foreign ambassador.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train
    > > > > > Iraqi fighter pilots?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > You only have to teach them to take off.
    > > > > > >
    > > > >