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Iraqi malady

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by gwalchmai, Aug 11, 2004.


  1. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai
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    Ahmed came to the United States from Iraq. He was here only a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor.

    The doctor said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de
    bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."

    Ahmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

    Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked! I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"

    The doctor said, "You were homesick."