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Iraq joke

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rlfjr, Sep 13, 2002.


  1. rlfjr

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    The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets President Bush.
    They shake hands and as they walk the Iraqi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."

    President Bush says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you, I will do."

    The Iraqi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians, and Blacks, and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

    President Bush laughs and leans toward the Iraqi, and whispers back, "It's because it takes place in the future...."
     
  2. pistolwhipped

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    ***FUBAR***

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    Haaaha You could see that one coming. But it's a good'n.
     

  3. Blast

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    'nuff said

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    Good joke, man;N [​IMG]
     
  4. rlfjr

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    Ah, nuclear sun over the desert ....

    There are alternatives, of course, including Iraq's impeachment of its president. As we Americans already know, impeachment is not likely to be successful, even when everyone knows that the president is guilty of the offenses.
     
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