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Iraq humor

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ScoPro, Mar 16, 2005.


  1. ScoPro

    ScoPro
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    An infantry squad was patrolling outside of Mosul, when they came upon an
    > Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite side
    > of the road, was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
    > The soldier was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both men,
    > the American soldier was asked what had happened. He reported, "I was
    > heavily armed and moving north along the highway and coming south was a
    > heavily armed Iraqi soldier. Seeing each other we both took cover."
    > "What happened then?" the medic asked. "I yelled to him that Saddam
    > Hussein was a miserable low life slug, and he yelled back: 'John Kerry,
    > Ted
    > Kennedy, Bill and Hillary Clinton are miserable slimeballs.' We were
    > standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us."
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  2. 7.62mmFMJ

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