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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Sep 17, 2003.


  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf
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    >Iowa Farmer
    > > >>
    > > >>A farmer in Iowa got pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding.
    > > >>The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speeding, and
    > > >>in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the
    > > >>farmer feel uncomfortable.
    > > >>
    > > >>Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he
    > > >>was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
    > > >>around his head. The farmer said,
    > > >>
    > > >>"Having some problem with circle flies there, are ya?"
    > > >>
    > > >>The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well yeah, if
    > > >>that's what they are. I never heard of circle flies."
    > > >>
    > > >>So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See,
    > > >>they're called circle flies because they're almost always found
    > > >>circling around the back end of a horse."
    > > >>
    > > >>The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then
    > > >>after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you trying to call me a
    > > >>horse's ass?"
    > > >>
    > > >>The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law
    > > >>enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a
    > > >>horse's ass."
    > > >>
    > > >>The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes back to
    > > >>writing the ticket.
    > > >>
    > > >>After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies
    >though."