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Inheritance

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. okie

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    Two friends meet in the street. One looked forlorn and almost on the verge of
    tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved
    in?"
    The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and
    left me forty thousand dollars."
    "That's not bad."
    "Hold on, I'm just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew
    kicked the bucket and left me eighty-five thousand free and clear."
    "I'd like that."
    "Last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost a quarter of a
    million."
    "The how come you look so glum?"
    "This week - nothing!"