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  1. Nowhere Man

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    Indian Chief Say



    An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a

    ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to

    interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have

    observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his

    technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage

    he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement.

    The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your

    opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and

    Then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running

    it.

    No taxes,

    No debt,

    Plenty buffalo,

    Plenty beaver,

    Women did all the work,

    Medicine man free,

    Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing,

    All night having sex."

    The chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb enough to

    Think he could improve system like that."