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"In Trouble Drinking"

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  1. Glockdude1

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    "In Trouble Drinking"

    Two buddies, Ollie and Tommy, are getting very drunk at a bar when
    suddenly
    Ollie throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill
    me!"
    Tommy says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast


    pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
    twenty
    dollars
    for the dry cleaning bill."

    So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
    Eventually
    Ollie stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You
    reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
    disgusting!"

    Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Ollie says,
    "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everything. Itsh snot wha jew think. I
    only
    had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had

    one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor! He said he was
    verrry


    sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

    His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
    bucks.."

    "Oh, yeah.......I almos' fergot, he crapped in my pants, too."

    ;N
     
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