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In Jerusalem, men can wear blurry glasses to avoid seeing women

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Atlas, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Atlas

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    In space no one can hear you scream.
     

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    In Israel, they let women ride bicycles. :dunno:

    For these blurry glasses, is the prescription from your eye doctor, or your wife?
     
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    There was an episode of some lawyer show where a ultra-orthodox jew (frummie, black-hatter, etc) had his peenis somehow disfigured and was suing someone for money.

    The defense claimed no woman would know he was disfigured as whoever would be his wife would have never seen a peenis prior to his and would not know he was disfigured.

    The defense won.
     
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    Do androids dream of electric sheep ?
     
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    Interesting story, but you spelled it wrong.
    oh, wait.... :supergrin:
     
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    We can remember it for you wholesale.
     
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    Rutger Hauer weeps.
     
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    Robert Owen (1771-1858) put it in a nutshell.
    to paraphrase it: All the world is mad, save me and thee, and sometimes I wonder of thee.
     
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    I need a set of these so I can block out the walking beached whales I'm forced to look at around here.
     
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    For trips to Walmart. :rofl:
     
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    Oh God.

    Especially that. :rofl:
     
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    I guy I knew in Summerville Tennessee had a total nut job for a wife. He was a competitive marathon runner. One of the top in the state. His wife made him wear glasses with the bottom half of the lens painted black so he couldn't see the butt and legs of the other women in the race.
     
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    Pace booty, it's called.
     
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    The glasses blur your vision, but they have a convenient handle nosepiece

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    The problem is you got to watch out for long term side effects.

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    I go with these if I'm feeling anti-social at parties.

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    A smart entrepreneur could market them in the US.
    You could call them "The Anti-Beer Goggle-Goggle"
     
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    avoid women!.........and potholes, oncoming traffic, MWAG's, terrorists, bee's , spiders, busses.........i can see this turning out very badly in the long run
     
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    It's better than them spraying ink at women who wear a tank top like they usually do.

    If you want to be stupid by religion then you can wear the stupid glasses. Better you than me.