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Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    And it's probably a good thing. I was sitting by this lady at break time, and another lady come and sit with us. The second lady said to the first lady as she walked up, "Hey you got some new shoes" I'm thinking to my self "she did"? so what. That probably wouldn't make a wife's day she buys new shoes and her husband doesn't notice or care.:alex::outtahere::rofl:
     
  2. MadMonkey

    MadMonkey Spershul Furces

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    I'm 28 and unmarried with no plans for it in the future! My hobbies don't complain at me :supergrin:
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Your non-wives are buying the wrong shoes.

    My wife used to be a sneakers-or-workboots gal. I liked that. Now she's a hot-shoe babe. And I like that even more.

    "Whoa! Where'd ya get those - and can we convince the kids to watch TV for the next 8-9 minutes?" LOL
     
  4. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    "Do these shoes make my butt look fat?":shoe::okie:
     
  5. valvestem

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    If you are not married, who the heck does your laundry and cooks your meals? :supergrin:
     
  6. Eurodriver

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    You don't need that much time.
     
  8. Smoker

    Smoker

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    Hey Okie, If a man & woman get married in Oklahoma, later move to Missouri & are divorced, are they still brother & sister???
     
  9. mingaa

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    Time to rain on the parade. We're planning a vacation to celebrate our 25th anniversary TOGETHER. She's taking a short trip to visit her sister. I'm cooking beer can chicken and grilled corn as a 'going away' dinner and she's happy (I make a good bird!). She asks what I'm going to be up to - I give her a short run down including reading at the local pool AND that I'm taking a short rod trip to check out a gun club that I have never been to and I'll shoot an IDPA match while there. She says "be safe - hope you do well!".
     
  10. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Our bedroom is over the garage. The walk there and back from the TV room in the basement is a good 4 min. :rofl:
     
  11. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Me:supergrin:
     
  12. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I don't know my friend:dunno::rofl:
     
  13. dango

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    I never thought I'd get married . I had a bucket list and spent the first half of my life adventuring and whoring around.

    Minding my own business , 35 years old with no interest in getting married . Well , it happened I met a girl that burned a place in my heart and brain.Been married over 25 years.
     
  14. Wyoming

    Wyoming

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    Okie, if you are with the right person shoes don't matter my friend.





    and because you are our Mayor and I have to pick on you....:whistling:







    They wear shoes in Oklahoma?:shocked:
     
  15. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Yup we wear shoes in Oklahoma:rofl::rofl:
     
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    ChuteTheMall Witless Protection Program

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    Barefoot and pregnant would have prevented this.
     
  17. Ian Moone

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    That's OK Okey, my man ...if you notice their shoes, they'll think you are ghey.

    HOWEVER, fail to notice she lost weight or the new curtains the bought; forget her birthday, your anniversary, the anniversary of the day you met, the anniversary of the first time, or where you went on your first date; or believe her when she says "OH, it doesn't matter, I don't need a present" ...and you're in the dog house.
     
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    Fixed it for you :)
     
  19. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    I'll be sure to remember that my friend:supergrin:
     
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    Oh you learn.

    Just the other day my wife got some new glasses. She asked how they looked.

    I said wow, they make you look yonger. Big smile.

    And they make you look thinner! A laugh and a punch in the gut.

    All good fun.