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I'm Mother Nature

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man
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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    Towards the end of the golf course, Doug hit his ball into the woods and

    found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball

    back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the

    patch. All of a sudden, in a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman


    She said, "I'm Mother Nature. Do you know how long it took me to make those

    buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter

    for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have

    any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact,

    you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"

    Then POOF!.....she was gone!

    After Doug recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,

    where are you?"

    Fred yells back "I'm over here in the *****willows."
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