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I'm George Washington

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 7, 2003.


  1. okie

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    A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it."

    As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I now have the plans!"